I’m Worried About the Final Fantasy VII Remake – Casposaurus

Let’s build a wall around that hype. Keep the hype monsters from taking our jobs and raping our women. If you even question it, we’ll build it 10ft higher at the expense of Square-Enix.

Special thanks to Christopher “Cuckboy” Cockmouth of Strekks show for not reading my script. He is directly responsible for why there’s a few problems with the pacing and flow. I can’t be responsible for anything, I am an oppressed minority.

Also thanks to Jesse “Please Massa” McWatermelon of Chadunda Badunda Thunder in the Tundra for giving me some Just Cause 3 footage.

Here are their channels, not that you’ll read this. If you do read this, yes you, then check them out. They need more cishet white male slaves.

Strekks: http://www.youtube.com/strekks
Chadunda: http://www.youtube.com/chadundashow
Jacbros: http://www.youtube.com/jacbros

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Social Media:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaspTube
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/casposaurus
Jacbros: https://www.youtube.com/jacbros

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Sources:

Square-Enix on DRM: https://torrentfreak.com/square-enix-drm-boosts-profits-and-its-here-to-stay-140415/

Hitman – “One per month”: https://archive.is/Ebg9u

Kotaku – “10 million copies”: https://archive.is/zrX0P

IGN – “10 million copies update”: https://archive.is/WDAJ1

PlayStation Lifestyle – “Not IGN”: https://archive.is/UZtAC

IGN – “Episodes the size of piano keys”: https://archive.is/ZECQ0

Polygon – Transmisogyny in Pillars of Eternity: https://archive.is/XPsnS

Reaxxion – ‘SJWs’ censor Pillars of Eternity: https://archive.is/9BszR

Ghostbusters alleged ‘misogyny’: https://archive.is/3GmkP

Polygon – Racists being racist: https://archive.is/aqdKm

VICE – Senran Kagura 2 sexist: https://archive.is/Bs6Cw

Jason Schreier on his high-horse being a white knight: https://archive.is/AzPUf

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Games featured in this video in order of appearance:

Final Fantasy VII Remake Trailer
Final Fantasy XV Platinum Demo (PS4, Xbox One)
Hitman Beta (PS4, Xbone?, PC?)
Just Cause 3 (PS4, Xbone, PC)
PlayStation Experience 2015 Trailer FFVII HD
Final Fantasy VII (PS1, PSP, Vita, PS3, PS4, PC, iOS, Off-Brand Toaster)
Resident Evil Revelations 2: Episode 1 (PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbone, PC, Vita)
Final Fantasy XIII (PS3, 360, PC, iOS, Android)

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Music used in this video in order of appearance:

Opening Theme, Bombing Mission – Final Fantasy VII OST
On That Day Five Years Ago – Final Fantasy VII OST
Ahead On Our Way – Final Fantasy VII OST
Cid’s Theme – Final Fantasy VII OST

(I have no idea what the real names of the songs are, but this is what they’re listed as, and they’re all fucking magical.)

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More of my videos –

Secret of Mana Criticism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEiCsaNQviA

Final Fantasy IV – The Best Entry Point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFC26GNp_co

Tifa Lockhart’s Body is Diverse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB2lBUAfFk0

All works used are for educational, review, or analytical purposes, and are protected under the FAIR USE act.